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These three are made by Randy Glasbergen.
 
 

On to some text cow jokes!!!

 What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer.

 What could you call a newborn calf?
A new moo!

Do cows give milk?
No, you have to take it from them.

How would you get a cow in your car?
You promise to let her steer.

   What is a milking barn full of happy cows?
   A merry dairy.

   Where do cows go when they want a night out?
  To the moo-vies!

           What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
"It's just an udder day"

What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
Beef-flat

  What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia

How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He tractor down.

Where does a cow go dancing?
   To a meat ball.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom!

Why did the bow-legged cowboy get fired?
Because he couldn't keep his calves together.

Why have round hay bales been outlawed?
Because the cows weren't getting a square meal.

Did you hear about the cow that couldn't give milk?
She was an udder failure.
 
 
 

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